Women: 12 Secrets of Living

Ironic, yes, that is what some would say to the boundaries applied by a woman on their spouses or partners. A woman, though she tries to hold fast against any onslaught by a member of the male species that defines her in a traditional role, is just as likely to fall into these same roles by herself.

What Will You Find Here?
You will not find her anything but jokes and humor that slightly stereotype the female species of mankind, but all of these are posted here with the best of intentions. None of these are meant to degrade women or to put them down in any way.

Noted below are some funny and idiomatic behavioral traits demonstrated by women when coming in contact with partners of the opposite sex.

1) A woman can ask her man whether she has put on weight. But, there is only one answer to this question.

2) A woman loves to put down her own family. But, her partner may never agree or take part.

3) A woman also likes to put down the family of her partner. But, if he does not agree, then, he is blind.

4) When the partner does not clean up, it is because he is lazy. But, if the woman does not clean up after her, it is because she is tired.

5) If her partner does not like how things are going, he can go and get divorced. But, on the other hand, only the woman is allowed to think such thoughts.

6) Her partner should stop yelling at the children. But, the children have also to stop causing the woman to yell at them so much.

7) Why is it such a big deal for the partner to make coffee for the woman? But, on the other hand, if the partner asks, the woman retorts back that she is not his slave.

8) When the partner does not respond, the woman shouts and asks him to do so. But when he does, the woman shouts and asks him to shut up.

9) A woman complains against her partner who does not give in when the matter is important to her. But, on the other hand, every matter and incident is important to the woman.

10) When the partner buys something, he is wasting money. But, when the woman purchases something, it is because she only lives once.

11) The partner does not know how to say sorry. The woman does, but, it is just that there is never a reason to say it.

12) The partner has got to nurture the relationship. But, on the other hand, the woman is tired and needs her beauty sleep.

Conclusion:
A woman is infinitely more beautiful, encouraging, entertaining, wonderful and humane than a man will ever be. But, women have their own particular peculiarities too, and some of these have been pointed out in the above eleven female secrets of being.

Caution:
Characterizing someone, even if it is very politically incorrect, is not my intent, and this article is meant for laughs alone, so please treat it accordingly.