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How to Get Rid of a Bible Thumper Maniac

© By: Lance Winslow

Do you have acquaintances that are so into the “God Thing” that they are completely looped and borderline psychotic? In psychology we often discuss those who have invisible friends. When one is young it is not such a huge issue, but over the age of 12 well there might be a problem there you see? Yet, we have huge groups and churches swearing that they are talking to God.

This mass hallucination is somewhat troubling and even more bizarre when they go around telling everyone about their God or invisible crutch. But how can you be polite to these folks and get rid of them? Get them to leave you alone and go away or just be quiet about this God problem of theirs?

Well I have tried every thing, from telling them I was a Buddhist to a staunch atheist. Often this is not a smart move, as they will take you on as a personal challenge. Then it is like Hell trying to get rid of them. In fact if there was a hell, I am most certain it would be a place where these people continually come up and harass the ever-living crap out of you for all eternity.

How to Get Rid of a Bible Thumper Maniac? Well, simply ask them point blank, what is it going to take to get you to stop talking about this stuff anyway? Ask them if they have gone to a shrink lately to get checked out and see if they are in right mind. Consider this in 2006.


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